It is been a long, long winter, and Taji is ready for the summer. To get a head start on his summer bod, he took to Yelp looking for the lowest rated tanning parlor he could find, in order to convert his skin to the perfect shade of orange.
So naturally, he went off to New Jersey to experience the services of a parlor that’s suntanned iconic superstars which includes the cast members of “The Jersey Shore” and “The Real Housewives.”
Unfortunately, Sizzle Tans has received a mound of one star critiques from folks alleging to have experienced bad consumer service — and subpar tanning outcomes. At the risk of getting burned, Taji went to get a spray suntan from one of Yelp’s worst-rated tanning salons to look at if the critiques are accurate, or if they could redeem themselves.
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