Cocaine Bear Pitch Meeting

Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Cocaine Bear!

With virtually every giant motion picture in theaters being a part of some humongous cinematic cosmos or franchise, moviegoers have expressed a craving for new, original ideas to hit the giant screen. Well their pleas have been answered, in the form of a large ol’ bear doing cocaine and assaulting folks.

Cocaine Bear absolutely raises some questions. Like how did this motion picture get greenlit? Why are there so many complex human plotlines in a motion picture about a bear doing cocaine? Why did the bear spare those kids? HOW WAS THIS MOVIE GREENLIT!

To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Cocaine Bear.

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  1. Esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale please

  2. Serval on cocaine, the sequal we need

  3. Every one. Better than the last.

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    Been waiting for this pitch meeting…🍿🍿🍿

  5. We don’t need human loser characters in an bear movie!

  6. “Bear-ly an inconvenience…” The apotheosis of Pitch Meetings.

  7. Can’t wait to see heroin hamster.

  8. “She has a mom named saree” “No problem” had me going harder than anything else in the video

  9. lol this movie looks like elizabeth banks saw sharknado and was like “i can do that, but I’ll have character development in my movie” and then this awful crap happened

  10. This man actually opened his mouth and said marijuana bear. Already know im getting kicked out the library for bussin up at that one.

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