Me: I’m exhausted I’m going to go to sleep
My brain: ok let’s see how we can make this more annoying for you…
Me: please no
My brain: remember that time in fifth grade-
Me: what did I say, NO!!
my brain: when you couldn’t think of anything better to say-
Me: no stop it not now…
My brain: so you said to your friend “your Fitbit matches your shirt”
Me: yeah, I do remember, and I remember I felt really stupid after
My brain: ooh! you were really cringy in fifth grade, lemme find another one!
Me: * groans *
420 views, nice
Yes ryan , you’re not wrong .. thankyou for having a brain too lol .
OMG this is so accurate!!!
I’d love for this to be a series
“It’s a coat, it’s a jacket”
“It’s a coat, it’s a jacket”
“It’s a jacket, it’s a coat”
-Ryan and his brain, ca. 2021
Me: I’m exhausted I’m going to go to sleep
My brain: ok let’s see how we can make this more annoying for you…
Me: please no
My brain: remember that time in fifth grade-
Me: what did I say, NO!!
my brain: when you couldn’t think of anything better to say-
Me: no stop it not now…
My brain: so you said to your friend “your Fitbit matches your shirt”
Me: yeah, I do remember, and I remember I felt really stupid after
My brain: ooh! you were really cringy in fifth grade, lemme find another one!
Me: * groans *
My brain gets mad that I didn’t get any writing done so I end up staying up until 5 am writing with YouTube on in the background